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September 22 2012, 10:25 PM
1 year ago • 3 notes
#the latest little gem from cherryimpala
#jesus bleeding christ
#you know what this looks like?
#this looks like some school picture or something gone horribly horribly wrong
#like look at the shitty blue background. that is your typical school photo backdrop right there
#i don't really want to talk about his shirt (OR LACK THEREOF)
#but it looks like something your mother would make you wear because your aunt bought it for you
#and even though you haven't seen her in years and you don't even like polka dots god they're not even in style
#and the silky-ish texture of the shirt gives you the fantods because maybe it reminds you of a part of some weird disco costume or something
#you still have to wear it
#and you have to wear it to picture day too because you forgot that extra shirt you meant to put in your backpack
#but maybe it will be okay because damn your hair is looking fly you've got it styled in that 98 degrees backstreet leo dicaprio sort of way
#and then you're the last person to get your picture taken and the photographer says hey you look like you could be a model
#and you may not know this but i'm an up and coming photographer
#i freelance for a magazine.
#wanna let me take some extra shots of you?
#and then this monstrosity is the result.
#the twist is that the photographer was legit and not some weirdo creep.
#the bigger twist is that this photo was probably taken in all seriousness.
June 19 2012, 01:21 PM
1 year ago • 88,589 notes •
#i'd say these are useful
#they spelled *should* wrong