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Sep. 22, 2012 at 10:25pm with 3 notes
the latest little gem from cherryimpala
jesus bleeding christ
you know what this looks like?
this looks like some school picture or something gone horribly horribly wrong
like look at the shitty blue background. that is your typical school photo backdrop right there
i don't really want to talk about his shirt (OR LACK THEREOF)
but it looks like something your mother would make you wear because your aunt bought it for you
and even though you haven't seen her in years and you don't even like polka dots god they're not even in style
and the silky-ish texture of the shirt gives you the fantods because maybe it reminds you of a part of some weird disco costume or something
you still have to wear it
and you have to wear it to picture day too because you forgot that extra shirt you meant to put in your backpack
but maybe it will be okay because damn your hair is looking fly you've got it styled in that 98 degrees backstreet leo dicaprio sort of way
and then you're the last person to get your picture taken and the photographer says hey you look like you could be a model
and you may not know this but i'm an up and coming photographer
i freelance for a magazine.
wanna let me take some extra shots of you?
and then this monstrosity is the result.
the twist is that the photographer was legit and not some weirdo creep.
the bigger twist is that this photo was probably taken in all seriousness.
Jun. 19, 2012 at 1:21pm with 75,161 notes
i'd say these are useful
they spelled *should* wrong